human-runtime.com makes T-shirts for people who work with computers. The slogans come from the things you already type and read all day — command-line flags, error messages, and the odd phrases that come out of AI tools.

We keep the designs simple. Clean type, one good line, nothing extra. If you get the reference, that's enough. We'd rather print something a few people find genuinely funny than something everyone finds mildly amusing.

We're based in Sydney, Australia, and we ship worldwide. If there's a slogan you think we should print, send it to us — a lot of good ones come from customers.